This is the truth of how Osama Bin Laden was killed

This is the truth of how Osama Bin Laden was killed. The secret Illuminati connection.

Osama Bin Laden's Compound. If these walls could talk!

Reference to the earlier attempt on the life of Osama Bin Laden.

On May 2nd 2011 in the Pakistani city of Abbott Abad Osama Bin Laden died. The story that was officially released by The Obama Administration is that he was shot dead in a mission conducted by American navy seals, and that, after facial recognition techniques were used to establish his identity, the body of Osama Bin Laden was given a burial at sea, in accordance with American understanding of Islamic rites.

Of course, already there are those who are saying that this is a big hoax. Some people believe that Osama Bin Laden has been dead for many years. The range and the longevity of the conspiracies that will arise covering the events of May 2nd 2011, can only be stopped one way. That way is for The American Government to be as absolutely truthful as it is possible to be, (something unlikely); and for them to release the photographs that were taken of the dead Bin Laden.

This latter is something that will never happen, and not for the reasons given out by Barack Obama.

If you want to find out the real reason why the photos must be kept hidden, and the truth of what really happened in Abbott Abad that night read on.

The truth is definitely stranger than fiction in the story of the death of Osama Bin Laden.

To establish the reality of what happened that night, I have first to remind you that I am The President of The Ancient Society of Secret Historians, and that my knowledge of the secrets of the statesmen/women knows no bounds.

I then need to draw your attention to a Hub I published in August of last year, in which I stated that Bin Laden was living in a town in Pakistan; and my account then of the assassination attempt that was made on him in 2002.

Because of certain failings in intelligence, this operation was aborted. But it was decided to try again in 2011.

The leader of the mission to eliminate Bin Laden this year, was the same intrepid hero who was involved in 2002. I speak, of course, of The Cheshire Cat.

The Cheshire Cat has given great service to The United States over a period of many years. He is a shape shifting alien, who was originally captured in the bedroom of the late Director of The FBI, J Edgar Hoover. He is currently resident in a rather plush prison in Area 51 in Nevada. He has given his parole to the US government, and will not try to escape as long as his many kittens are looked after by the state.

As well as the earlier attempt on the life of Osama Bin Laden, he has given other services to America. He almost succeeded in killing Fidel Castro during the nineteen sixties, and he also succeeded in assassinating Lenin in the nineteen twenties.

He is also the maternal grandfather of the current President of The United States, Barack Obama.

The Cat who killed Osama Bin Ladin.

Hilary Clinton was the first to realize it had all gone horribly wrong.

The killing of Osama Bin Laden, and what went wrong.

Much of what you have been told about what happened the night Bin Laden met his end is not true. The fact that the government had to change the story is enough to raise suspicions. Something so unexpected did happen that all arrangements were thrown into chaos, and it is only due to some quick thinking on the part of The Cheshire Cat, that great embarrassment wasn’t caused to the Obama administration.

What you were told about a raid by navy seals is only partially correct. When they told you that Osama Bin Laden got shot dead, you were being lied to. He was actually killed by cyanide poisoning. It was administered by The Cheshire Cat.

There was a raid on the compound by the navy seals. They were not there, however, either to kill or capture Osama.

They were only there to clear the way for the entrance of The Cheshire Cat. They were further directed to search the compound for any useful intelligence. But that was only after the brave feline had done the dirty deed.

Everything went really smoothly at first. The crash landing of one of the helicopters was a slight hitch. The navy seals engaged in a diversionary gunfight with Bin Laden's courier, who lived in a small guesthouse close to the main house. The courier and his wife got killed.

This gave a chance for The Cheshire Cat to sneak upstairs in the main house to where Osama Bin Laden was watching.

Osama bin Laden watches himself on TV

Mr Bin Laden was addicted to watching "schoolgirl" movies. In fact it was this obsession that almost got him killed in 2002.

This time The Cheshire Cat had not shape shifted. He stayed in his feline form. The plan was for him to gain access to the room where Osama sat drooling at girls in gymslips, and then to jump on his neck, and scratch him with claws well laced with cyanide. Not dissimilar to how he dispatched Lenin, only this time death was to come almost instantaneously.

Of course the entire Obama cabinet was watching this enfold in real time through film relayed from a small camera affixed to the cat's forehead.

Of course, something had to go wrong. The problem arose after the killing. That part went really smoothly.